Here's How To End Civilization In 10 Minutes

"PS9" (PS9) 07/16/2016 at 10:21 • Filed to: None

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Hey Pokemon Go Players! Looking for the legendary Mewtwo? He’s yours! Just one catch... THERE IS ONLY ONE. Still want him? No problem! Just kill the go player that currently has him and he’s yours! Good luck, guys. May the odds be ever in your favor. Muhahahahahahahahaha

Slant6 > PS9 07/16/2016 at 10:33

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*catches Mewtwo*

*Transfers to the Professor*

End avoided.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > PS9 07/16/2016 at 10:34

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Since I do not play that insipid game, I am okay with this.

Wheelerguy > Slant6 07/16/2016 at 10:40

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But which Professor? Your Trig professor?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PS9 07/16/2016 at 10:40

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I’d just wait for everyone else to take each other out then swoop in when I’m the only one still alive who plays Pokemon Go.

Slant6 > Wheelerguy 07/16/2016 at 10:42

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Pshh, my major only required Algebra. Even then it was just a grad student teaching it.

Wheelerguy > PS9 07/16/2016 at 10:43

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I’m 18. Give me a GBA clamshell first and all the games released for it. And a DS, too. Rather do that and expand my Poke-knowledge than jump in cold.

Wheelerguy > Slant6 07/16/2016 at 10:44

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Still, which Professor*?

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

PS9 > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 07/16/2016 at 10:44

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...that’s sound like something someone would say if they had a Mewtwo... GET HIM!!!

Slant6 > Wheelerguy 07/16/2016 at 10:46

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Nope, Willow.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > PS9 07/16/2016 at 11:07

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Sadly, you are quite mistaken. I have never played that horrid game. Nor will I ever.

I have far better things to do with my time than wander around aimlessly looking at my phone.

Jetstreamer > PS9 07/16/2016 at 11:29

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The Purge: Pokemon Go Edition

In a theater near you early 2017.

Nick Has an Exocet > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 07/16/2016 at 12:52

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Spoken like someone with a Mewtwo. Not helping your case here, bro.

MrDakka > PS9 07/16/2016 at 13:25

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There can be only one

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Nick Has an Exocet 07/16/2016 at 13:56

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WHAT PART OF “I DO NOT PLAY POKEMON!!!!” IS IT HARD FOR YOU ALL TO UNDERSTAND!?!?!?!?

Damn Kids. Get off my lawn. I don’t see any creatures in my yard, so they ain’t there.

No go away before I call the cops!

*shuffles away mumbling incoherently about those damn kids, work, responsiblities, not bothering people, old people subjects in general. shakes fist at the sky*